wow it’s been like weeks

am I still allowed to greet followers???



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

Yes, you do. Or I’ll have to drag you there.

Rude? You’re overthinnkinng thinngs. Isnn’t it just like ann a«ennt?

I wouldn’t object to seeing yourrrrr beach—>

I used to have a frrrriend that lived nearrrr the beach—>

And I think it’s rrrrrude to grrrrrowl in the middle of someone’s name—>

My bea<h is better.

Annd as far at the growls go, I’m sort of fonnd. Tarrrrrru—

Shit, I <ann’t evenn do it. Ignnore that. What happenned to your friennd?



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

I’d use them. Why donn’t you ever wear them?

> Snivel and pull yourself up onto the counter, swinging your legs and waiting for the next task.

Jeez, it already smells deli<ious, or I’m just makinng stuff up.

I don’t wearrrrr them because I’ve adapted to the cold—>

I do use them as blankets when I get exceptionally cold though—>

> You gently let the hunk of frozen meat slide into the stock, allowing it to soften before you roast it.

And now we wait—>

Heh, you should swinng by my bea<h sometime. A<tually, you’ll have to, but I wannt you to warm up a little.

More waitinng? Ah, I guess as lonng as you distra<t me with your ramblinng I’ll be finne.

Hey so do you <onntrol the growls or like do they just sort of have a minnd of their ownn?

I have to go to yourrrr beach do I?—>

And yes, I can contrrrrol them to an extent—>

I tend to hold them back with names because that would be rrrrrude—> 

Yes, you do. Or I’ll have to drag you there.

Rude? You’re overthinnkinng thinngs. Isnn’t it just like ann a«ennt?



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

ubiquitousmartyr:

I don’t know I just sew it and I guess because they neverrrrr get use they just stay togetherrrrr?—>

I’d use them. Why donn’t you ever wear them?

> Snivel and pull yourself up onto the counter, swinging your legs and waiting for the next task.

Jeez, it already smells deli<ious, or I’m just makinng stuff up.

I don’t wearrrrr them because I’ve adapted to the cold—>

I do use them as blankets when I get exceptionally cold though—>

> You gently let the hunk of frozen meat slide into the stock, allowing it to soften before you roast it.

And now we wait—>

Heh, you should swinng by my bea<h sometime. A<tually, you’ll have to, but I wannt you to warm up a little.

More waitinng? Ah, I guess as lonng as you distra<t me with your ramblinng I’ll be finne.

Hey so do you <onntrol the growls or like do they just sort of have a minnd of their ownn?



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:


> Sniffle and wipe your eyes on your sleeve.

Why grow inn layers though? This sassy plannt, I donn’t like it at all.

> Shrug at the awkwardly diced onion and add it to the stock, rubbing your stinging eye while doing so.

> You pull a handkerchief out of your pocket and hand it to her.

Wipe yourrrrr eyes with this, I don’t want you to rrrrruin yourrrr nice clothes—>

Aaaaugh, thannk you.

> Though it burns like hell, you crack a discreet smile. You take a ridiculous amount of pride in your clothes.

I saw some of your work ba<k in your work room… How do you mannage to sew the pelts without fur fallinng out?

I don’t know I just sew it and I guess because they neverrrrr get use they just stay togetherrrrr?—>

I’d use them. Why donn’t you ever wear them?

> Snivel and pull yourself up onto the counter, swinging your legs and waiting for the next task.

Jeez, it already smells deli<ious, or I’m just makinng stuff up.



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

ubiquitousmartyr:

generaltempest replied to your photo: Why is everrrrryone so intent on this?—>

Bcause wE want to hEr U sing.

Maybe some otherrrrr time—>

<ome onn, donn’t be su<h a fraidybear!

It’s a thing I’m rrrrreally self conscious about okay?—>

Finne. Finne. You winn. Gravel isnn’t unbelievably sexy inn a sinnger’s voi<e.

But mark my words. I’ll get you to sinng. Onne day…………..



ubiquitousmartyr:

generaltempest replied to your photo: Why is everrrrryone so intent on this?—>

Bcause wE want to hEr U sing.

Maybe some otherrrrr time—>

<ome onn, donn’t be su<h a fraidybear!



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

ubiquitousmartyr:

The skin doesn’t go through the digestive trrrrract well—>

And yeah it has layerrrrrs, that’s how it grrrrrows—>

> You deftly cut the carrot into small pieces, tossing them into the now brewing stock.

> Sniffle and wipe your eyes on your sleeve.

Why grow inn layers though? This sassy plannt, I donn’t like it at all.

> Shrug at the awkwardly diced onion and add it to the stock, rubbing your stinging eye while doing so.

> You pull a handkerchief out of your pocket and hand it to her.

Wipe yourrrrr eyes with this, I don’t want you to rrrrruin yourrrr nice clothes—>

Aaaaugh, thannk you.

> Though it burns like hell, you crack a discreet smile. You take a ridiculous amount of pride in your clothes.

I saw some of your work ba<k in your work room… How do you mannage to sew the pelts without fur fallinng out?



ubiquitousmartyr:

audaciouscharlatan:

ubiquitousmartyr:

That one is fine—>

You see, you can’t even rrrrreally eat the skin of onions—>

Oh. Yeah, I remember… Why <ann’t you eat the skinn?  Hmm, this thinng is really weird, it’s got layers too.

> Slice it horizontally, careful not to cut yourself only moments before you start tearing up.

The skin doesn’t go through the digestive trrrrract well—>

And yeah it has layerrrrrs, that’s how it grrrrrows—>

> You deftly cut the carrot into small pieces, tossing them into the now brewing stock.

> Sniffle and wipe your eyes on your sleeve.

Why grow inn layers though? This sassy plannt, I donn’t like it at all.

> Shrug at the awkwardly diced onion and add it to the stock, rubbing your stinging eye while doing so.